Ryan Jaunzemis is the self proclaimed and undisputed king of Soap Shoes and possibly of all Youtube. Also a gangsta rapper, published author, renowned pickup coach, spiked bracelet/cape enthusiast, and early 2000s caricature. Likes MDMA, and likes to spend time picking up strippers at Whole Foods. Actually turned out to be a pretty nice guy once he embraced the meme.


Like PrankInvasion on steroids, his aggressive pickup tutorial video was an easy target for Ethan.

Helped Ethan Slay some poon at Whole Foods after chillin on Skype.