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Ethan Edward Klein (born 24 June 1985), is the main protagonist in the h3h3 universe and host of the H3h3Productions YouTube channel. A coughrastic human being born in the USA. When he was 21 he went on his birthright to Israel and met Hila. After he was forced to go back to the States. He and Hila maintained a connection and eventually moved together with Sean to Israel. In mid-2015, Ethan and Hila moved back to the US, leaving Sean behind.
Before moving to Israel, Ethan studied English Literature at the University of California, Santa Cruz. He worked as a marketing executive in Israel.
Ethan is 5'11 (1.80 m).
Main Article: Hila Klein
Ethan met Hila at a holocaust museum in Israel. They became close friends, but were never romantically involved until Ethan moved back to the US and they started communicating with each other via the internet.
They currently are no longer waiting for her VISA to pass, and have moved to the United States of America. They have made it clear in their videos that they live in NYC
"Nothing make me feel big like making fun of a 14 year old kid." - 'The Rapper'
"Imma need that link" - 'Law & Order SVU on Gamers'
"AND I SHIT YOU NOT" - 'The Day h3h3productions Changed Forever'
"I'm in the business of ass blasting, dude!" - 'IN RESPONSE TO SOFLO'
- Ethan absolutely hates three-dimensional film and cinema.ref
- One of his favourite songs of all time is "Juicy" by The Notorious B.I.G.. (MattyB)
- Ethan prefers Pepsi to Coca Cola
- Ethan was born on June 24, 1985 in San Diego, California, USA.
- Despite only being 31 years old, Ethan's hair has started to prematurely grey
- Ethan has voiced his displeasure for Israel on a number of occasions. He staunchly opposes Zionism (although he said it scored him a free trip from the US to Israel when he was 20), has had numerous run-ins with angry locals, lived in a tiny apartment with Hila that was infested with cockroaches and cannot tolerate out-of-date food commonly stocked at Israeli supermarkets.
- Speaking of h3h3's shitty old apartment back in Israel, Ethan discovered that his coughing habits traced back to mold that he (or Hila or their landlord, who knows) found growing on the walls.
- Ethan is known for expressing his displeasure with coughing.
- Ethan does not believe in coincidences. (Alison Gold - ABCDEFG)
- Ethan is a real gamer
- Ethan enjoys eating Dorito's.
- Ethan has a mild case of Tourettes Syndrome, meaning that he does not randomly spew words but occasionally his face will move suddenly because of Tourettes-induced tics in his face.
- Ethan refers to body fat as "FUPA", standing for "Fatty Upper Pubic Area", not just body fat.
- Ethan is more jovial and light-hearted in personality than bitter or sarcastic.
- Ethan is good friends with TVFilthyFrank and Jon Jafari (JonTron )
- On October 6th, 2015 Ethan's "Blue Hat" featured in many videos was left at a restaurant and stolen.
- Ethan's signature move, that Michelle Obama finds great , is the 'Chub n' Tuck ', in which you tuck your FUPA into your pants to 'hide' it, creating an astonishing fashion statement which emphasises the outline of your FUPA.
- Ethan has stated that he has a mild case of tourettes syndrome, this would explain his often bizarre eyebrow movement.
- In baited podcast episode 9, Ethan states that he has Dyslexia.
- Ethan also stated that he at one point hated DJ Keemstar and believed that his interview and DramaAlert videos on Tommync2010 who has autism was Keem's lowest point and was considering making a video on Keemstar but decided not to.
- Ethan prefers to living in Los Angeles to New York, citing his small apartment in NYC. He still holds a strong dislike for Israel.
- He actually admitted to having a small chin.