- "Gamer dudes, dudettes. When it comes to keeping your gaming gear at peak preformance, oh, the games people play. I'll tell you. REALLY!"
- ―The intro to Michael's ad
|Allies/Friends||DB Wilson, Sam Mandel, Ethan Klein, Hila Klein|
|Goals||To sell people DustOff for their gamer gear|
Michael Tomasetti, also known as the DustOff Gamer Gear Guy, is the spokesman for a series of ads for Falcon Safety Products' DustOff, that attempted to appeal to gamers. In February 2016, Michael revealed himself and embraced the meme, and later made a lighthearted parody video featuring caricatures of Ethan and Hila. Currently, he runs a comedy skit channel with his friends, DB Wilson and Sam Mandel.